Appreciating that I haven't played golf for a couple of months, I didn't think the 1st hole was going to take 12 shots to finish. After continously being rubbish I decided that drastic action was required... playing off the ladies tee!!
My game did improve, but I really do need to make time to take lessons.
All I can say is that the hot dog after the 9th hole was a good excuse to forget about the golf for a while.